Holy shit.
This is a real campaign page. Not a parody.
At least Newt is apparently an animal lover (but I doubt it). My own cat fails to share my passion for politics or...
Newt’s an animal and dinosaur enthusiast. Makes sense.
Hahahahah idiocracy at its best
Romney’s dog was too occupied to be asked to endorse Newt. After the way Mittens put him on the roof of the family’s...
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET
Twinx, Maggie and Gidget were promised bacon in return for their endorsements.
I hope none of those pets speak Spanish.
Uh… really?! I mean, pets for [anything] is kind of cute wherever, but… a website? To your pets’ political preferences?