Holy shit.
This is a real campaign page. Not a parody.
At least Newt is apparently an animal lover (but I doubt it). My own cat fails to share my passion for politics or...
Hahahahah idiocracy at its best
Romney’s dog was too occupied to be asked to endorse Newt. After the way Mittens put him on the roof of the family’s...
Twinx, Maggie and Gidget were promised bacon in return for their endorsements.